Starfleet holodecks

You decide that the unexpected crew of this ship are justifiably concerned with you're crew's uninvited access to their ship. So it's best to play it cool and try to use diplomacy to explain your intentions.

YOU: Well we really stepped in it this time. I want to know why we were unable to detect ANY bio-signs. We shouldn't have encountered anyone alive. So are these Androids? IS this ship constructed out of sensor dampening alloys? We need answers. What we DON'T need is to further provoke them.

SULU: We certainly are not prepared for an armed engagement.

YOU: Well let's hope that it doesn't come to that. As I see we all have lost our phasers.

DR. MCCOY: Jim, I don't even have my medkit. I am about as useless as a 2 legged dog.

YOU: Let's just hope it stays that way.

A buzz sound emits from the door's control panel. The door swishes open to the right, revealin two alien guards...